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 Of course I also like Neil Etheridge but I’ve been a fan of Iker Casillas longer than Neil. He he

Anyway, Happy 30th Birthday San Iker! :)

internetisreallygreat:

somebody needs to tell this guy that google translate is not accurate

this will forever be known as the birth of the term “I pulled a sergio ramos”

imaginary golfing with the special one and he’s holding his imaginary club wrong

sergio after asking Mou if he can take the penalty kick during a charity match in december…

(via internetisreallygreat-deactivat)

Last week, my FCOTW post was delayed because I have no idea who will I feature but this week is different. I have two footballers in my mind and they are both midfielders (I am more attracted to midfielders!), one is currently the “talk” of the week and also last week when he announced his summer transfer to my favorite club Real Madrid (I bet you already have an idea who he is) and the other one is the birthday boy last week from Real Madrid Castilla.

I choose my FCOTW using a very ancient methods of fair choosing which is “Eenie-Meenie” Ha ha! Anyway, the result says that my Football Crush of the week is none other than the name on my title… Ha ha… Pablo Sarabia!

So everyone… Meet Pablo! The birthday boy last week

Full name: Pablo Sarabia García

Date of birth:  11 May 1992 (age 19) [yeah! Only a year older than me… Ha ha]

Place of birth: Madrid, Spain

Height: 1.77 m (5 ft 9 1⁄2 in)

Playing position: Attacking midfielder

Current club: Real Madrid Castilla

Number: 10

Youth Career:

2000–2004 EFMO Boadilla

2004–2009 Real Madrid

Senior Career:

2009– Real Madrid Castilla

2010– Real Madrid

Bio: Sarabia played in the Escuela de Fútbol Madrid Oeste de Boadilla del Monte (Football College West Madrid of Boadilla del Monte) in his in his youth until 2004, when Real Madrid signed him. Going up over the years through the youth teams, he made his professional debut in Segunda Division B against AD Alcorcón on 3 January 2010. Two weeks later, Pablo scored his first goal for Real Madrid Castilla in the game against Racing Santander B.

On December of the same year Pablo made his first call-up for the first team to face AJ Auxerre in UEFA Champions League. He was given shirt number 33 and he replaced Cristiano Ronaldo in the 72th minute. After his debut, Sarabia stated: “This was a tremendous night that I will never forget”.

Oooohhh… Ronaldo and Pablo look so adorable! Ha ha

Yeah! Pablo Sarabia FTW!

In his second season at Real Madrid Castilla, manager Alberto Toril assigned him a major role in the game of the squad, moving him from his usual position as a winger to an attacking midfielder. As the campaign reached half, he had scored eight goals.

Sarabia is a regular player of the Spain national football team youth squads, since his debut on 2008 with the Spain U16. He is also a member of Spain national under-17 football team with whom he won a Bronze medal in 2009 FIFA U-17 World Cup.

He is in Real Madrid Castilla with my former FCOTW Alvaro Morata

and Now! The biggest question… IS HE SINGLE?

Well, I am a good researcher and this is what I’ve found

- It seems to be a video his girlfriend made for him on his 18th birthday… Cute couple? I’ll let you be the judge of that. Though I don’t know if it’s real and I’m not sure that they’re still together or if she made another for him for his 19th birthday.

*Don’t laugh at us Pablo! :P

*All photos aren’t mine. Bio is from Wikepedia and video is from YouTube

So it appears that Kaka’s mum has let the proverbial cat out of the bag.

Kaka has been linked with a move to Chelsea for a long time and recent revelations on twitter offer the clearest indication yet that Roman Abramovich will finally land his man in the summer.

Kaka has begun to put his nightmare behind him of late as he closes in on a return to full fitness, but it still seems that manager Jose Mourinho is keen to help one of his biggest earners leave the club in the summer.

It is Kaka’s mum that has started the speculation, by revealing through her twitter account that she is coming to England this summer.

She stated: “Next season we will be in London from the middle of August.” (Ladbrokes)

The tweet she sent has now been taken down but if you want to keep up to date with what Kaka is up to you may well want to follow his mum’s twitter account which you can access by CLICKING HERE.

(source: Caughtoffside and for more updates visit that site)

So my question is, Do you like Kaka to move in Chelsea or not and why?

fuckyeeahmadridistas:

ikecarus:

Real Madrid CF is no longer Real Madrid CF. It is now officially Real Pandas CF.

You see, it all started with the jokes and jibes regarding the UNICEF logo on Barcelona’s shirts. So now it’s been decided that starting next season Real Madrid will sport WWF’s logo on their kits and will rename the team Real Pandas CF. 

Other changes:
Siestas are now bamboo breaks.
Vamos Zoodrid is a new cheer.
As is Hala Bamboo.
Madridistas no more - we are Pandadristas. 

Here is a sample jersey:

(thanks to tsuki_no_kani on LJ for this)

And here we go, training photos! :)

MESUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THAT TREE AGAIN

PIPITA LEAVE THAT NICE MAN ALONE

SERGIO THAT IS NOT YOUR TOY

IKER WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE NET

XABI AT LEAST TRY TO LOOK AWAKE

KAKA STOP TUMBLING YOU CAN’T TUMBLE RIGHT NOW

PEPE STOP BEING SUCH A CRAZED BULL

YELLOW CARD TO SERGIO FOR BITING

EXCUSE US IT’S TIME FOR TRAINING WE ARE VERY BUSY NOW

Sadly, Panda Leon is the lonely one off to the side.

AND OUR HEAD COACH

Also, Queen Sofia loves pandas and so she loves Real Panda CF, here she is with two of our two new transfers.

Sometimes we try hard to practice diving like Barcelona, but sadly we just can’t measure up to their standards of beautiful football. It’s hard to dive as a panda. :( 

Also, just look at how deliciously cute our team is…

And that’s all the time we have for today, right now we have to take another siesta, aka bamboo break.

But we were working hard during winter training! VIDEO.

Remember: #RealPandasCF #VamosZoodrid #HalaBamboo #BambooBreaks #Pandadristas #Pandaleon

*Not to be taken seriously. This post is a compilation of many brilliantly funny tweets and photos. 

HALA BAMBOO !

(via aleeexism)

megustaelfutbol:

The UEFA Control and Disciplinary Body has announced to Real Madrid CF its decision to suspend coach Jose Mourinho for five games. The coach has already seen through the suspension of the first of these games. The suspension of the fifth and final game will be pending during the next three years.

Real Madrid CF considers this resolution still suffers from the same defects found at the start of the disciplinary case, which made it impossible for our coach to use his right to defend himself, since the exact statements for which the disciplinary case was opened are still unknown.

Real Madrid CF will appeal this decision before the UEFA Appeals Body.

(Source: realmadrid.com)